Here are some gumf illustrations that got rejected or they were just for fun, well fun for me :) and i thought they were good enough to put in my illustration
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Now that i’ve left a widow, might i remind you that if you like this stuff, then you can pay me in gold, which i will use to fund my pirate business, or maybe i'll pay someone to write some better jokes for me.

Note: It would probably be better to send me an email than gold.

Note 2: You can stick the illustrations up your bum for all i care :)